Chaper 2- The demon that eats.

Once Sango was in her room, she was thinking of what a pervet Miroku was. She clunched her fisted into a ball saying: That monk, sometimes so annoying! Everything he does always has something to do with a woman. Woman here, woman there! ARH! It get me annoyed just thinking of it.

Meanwhile, Miroku was in his room thinking as well. I wonder if Sango will bear me childern. NO I WON'T!!!! YOU FLIRT TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! Sango shouted from her room. Huh? Miroku was stuned, how could see just hear. This time he knew he didn't say it out. Then there was a loud crash! AIYA!!! Sango was statled by it. She ran out with her hirikotsu. Miroku had always thought it looked heavy. It was. Once he tried to lift it up. How could a girl like Sango lift this up? He would always think. After a while, he decided to see what was happening.

There he saw it. Sango fighting a huge demon. She looked tiny compared to the demon. Miroku looked at his wind tunnel, but decided not to use it. This demon was way too big, and there was no way he would survive. Useless, Sango mumbled, not realising that Miroku hadn't said it out. He stood there and watched Sango, wondering what to do. Useless, Sango mumbled again. Just then, the demon turned away and picked up a boy and swallowed him. ARGH!!! Miroku and Sango heard the boys painful cries. NOOO! His mother cried as the demon picked her up and was about to swallow her as well when Miroku called out: Let go of the woman! Sango thought: At least your useful for this, which doesn't do much.

The demon put down the boys mother and went staight at Miroku, slaming his arm down, trying to squash him, but Miroku was too quick and didn't get hit once. Sango stared, seeing him do nothing but just run. Useless once again. She threw her hirikotsu, and it hit the demon fair and square. The demon turned back to her and aimed at her, but she pulled out her hidden sword and slashed the demon in half. But it regained. Now even bigger. Miroku ran to get its attention. Dork, Sango mumbled under her breath. His going to get killed! Then Sango realised the demon was like a mouse. She went back to the hut, leaving Miroku running. Oi! Sango! He yelled, Don't just leave me!!!!!!!

Sango had gone back to the hut to get Kirara, her cat demon. If the demon's really a mouse, then lets play cat and mouse. Once Sango metioned mouse, Kirara purred, wanting to see what kind of mouse it was. Ok, Sango said and got on Kirara, giving her dirctions of where to go.

Miroku had tried everyway of killing the demon, but none had worked. It just slipped back into 1 piece, like nothing had happened. Then out of the conner of his eye, he saw Sango riding Kirara. Ah, perfect time to escape, since the eyes of the demon had turned around to Kirara. Miroku ran for his life, for some reason, not realising that the demon was not gaining on him. He stopped and hid behind a tree, waiting to see what happens. The mouse first swipped at Kirara. Kirara mange to move out of the way. Kirara almost went upside down, so this caused Sango to slip off her back. Oh damn, she thought to herself, how am I gonna make a safe landing? Sango!!!!! She heard Miroku call out as he ran out of his hiding stop. Oh damn, what is the monk gonna do now? Sango always seemed to be fustrated at Miroku, for whatever he does, even if its good. Sango prepatered for the hard landing, when she realised she wasn't falling anymore and she wasn't on the ground. Miroku had caught her. Oh damn, why did he have to catch me? I'd be ok! Sango thought. Miroku thought: Sango must be glad at me for catching her, otherwise she would have a hard landing. I DON'T CARE!!! Sango said, annoyed. Hey Sango, how did you know what I was thinking? Miroku asked. Uhh... Sango had no idea.

Meanwhile, the mouse demon had turned into a tiny mouse because it got scared of Kirara, realising she was a CAT!!! Kirara stepped on it and picked it up in her mouth, happy that she earned her treat, a mouse to eat. She gobbled it up, making sure she didn't leave a single piece. Sango mange to have gotten out of Miroku's arms before he could hold her any tighter. Sango went over just in time to see Kirara transform into her huge size. She got on, glaring at Miroku. Well arn't you going to get on? Sango asked, Miroku was surprised that Sango had asked, and went over and got on Kirara as quick as he could before they took off without him.